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September 15 2014, 9pm

...5 days ago

Sadly Just A Flash Fire

Manager: “We’re going to have a fire drill during the meeting today. Some of you will be acting as staff and some of you will portray customers.”

Coworker: “Can I be someone’s unmarked service animal?”

Me: “Can I be the fire?”

Manager: “No, we only have 10 minutes for this…”

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August 17 2014, 12pm

...1 month ago


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)

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